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How To Install A Security System In Kentucky

Kentucky farm

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &
Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour.

 
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real
bad.

I don't think Killer took part in it but it was
hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyways,
I locked all four of 'em in the house. 
Better wait in your truck till I get back."
7 comments • Lizette Fitzpatrick - Lexington KY MLS - Kentucky Homes - Horse Farms • August 15 2010 01:54PM

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thats cute,  I love that.   Thank you for sharing this

Posted by Ken 360.609.0226 Vancouver Homes for Sales (Ken's Home Team at Keller Williams) almost 2 years ago

Great post. Don't forget to put a little mud on those shoes. Thanks for the smiles.

 Blooming for home buyers this summer.

Posted by Roy Kelley, Montgomery County, MD Homes For Sale (Roy Kelley and RE/MAX Realty Group) almost 2 years ago

Thanks for the laugh, that would work down here as well :D

Posted by Daniel J. Hunter (REALTOR®) almost 2 years ago

This is wonderful! Y'all have a way of makin' a stranger feel welcome.

PS Hope you're having a GREAT weekend.

Posted by John Alesi (Orange County California Real Estate) (Century 21 Award) almost 2 years ago

OMGosh - this is too funny! Where I'm originally from - this would be taken very seriously and probably used!

Posted by LaNita Cates (REMAX of Joliet) almost 2 years ago

Hi Lizette: Thanks for the laugh, I bet it works too. Hope you had a great weekend!

Posted by Elizabeth Baklaich (Virtual Assistant to Steve Baklaich RE/MAX Realty Source MN) almost 2 years ago

I absolutely love it!    With all the break-ins in Sevierville lately I am thinking I need a backup to ADT.      I just have to hope the dirt bags can read!

Posted by Connie King (CK Staging & Design, Sevierville, TN) almost 2 years ago

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